Watching Revenge of the Nerds on HBO at 10:00 p.m. on a Monday night is awesome - especially when it was my wife's idea to leave it on.

This one only counts as '3 1/2' because it's an extension of the Care Bear discussion.

After extended conversation since Sunday night, it's been determined that the best possible belly image for Fail Bear would be a Care Bear paw holding an empty ice cream cone, with the ice cream itself sitting on the ground next to the cone.

HOWEVER, The Wife is the GRANDE WINNAR of all that is the world today for declaring that someone should create Teenage Statistic Bear with the belly badge image of an oven with a bun cooking inside of it. I still haven't stopped giggling at that, and my sides are hurting.

(Would 'Teenage Statistic Bear' count as a Bad Idea Bear? I'm looking at my resident Avenue Q fanatic to help discern that one)

Saturday night, The Wife and I were discussing Drayke and Landon's recent obsession with the Care Bears. We got to the point that in all of our slap-happiness, we talked about who we would be if people had Care Bear names.

Thusly, The Wife hath deemed me 'Fail Bear'.

My wife uses the word 'peni-cular' to describe the shape of things such as hot dogs.

... 11:45 p.m. Tuesday night Wife baths, when she decides to draw obscene scribbles on the shower tiles with the kids' bathtub crayons ...

EDIT: ... especially when strolling back by the bathroom after leaving for just enough time to post the above entry reveals an even dirtier bath crayon scribbling, complete with matching simulated facial expression ...